It’s Not Just Australia

It does not just happen here. Victims rights (an oxymoron if ever their was one) are trampled on a daily basis by smart arses with attitudes like this

“It’s a sad state of affairs when you raise victims’ rights to the same level as the constitutional rights of the accused“

If any comfort is to be taken at all from that story, it’s that we Aussies are not the only ones who have still got a long way to go in the area of victims rights.

Cheesy Romance Quotes

We have all heard or read some lines from those stupid romance novels, you know the ones with Fabio on the cover. I was putting my mind to good use recently and came up with a few cheesy lines of my own.

1) They clung tightly together in the aftermath, their bodies intertwined like one of those two flavoured cheesy things that you can get at the supermarket.

2) He gazed lovingly into her eyes before sweeping her up and holding her as close as the plastic wrap holds the individually wrapped cheese slices that come in various sizes.

3) They lay side by side on the silk sheets, a little unsure about the next move. She glanced nervously at him, noting how his biceps seemed to move, as if mice were running around under his skin. He rolled over and held her in his arms and began kissing her naked body. She sighed as he moved into her, the same way melted cheese moves into the noodles when you have macaroni and cheese.

4) The moonlight shone on her body, giving her an almost unearthly glow as he watched her undress on the warm balmy night. As she worked her way down to her underwear, he noticed that he had become hard, like a block of tasty cheese left unwrapped in the refrigerator.

5) As he tasted the forbidden fruit of his brothers wife, he felt unsure of himself. He felt as though there were two of him. One part of him was happy, like a teenager in love for the first time all gooey inside. The other part of him felt anger, shame and revulsion. Part perfectly acceptable but with streaks of unpalatable grossness inside him. Like a chunk of blue vein cheese.

Kati is so proud of my romantic streak.

Anybody got any more cheesy lines?

If you do, please keep them reasonably clean

Half Wit

Proving just what an unacceptable half wit opposition leader Kim Beazley really is, today he calls for the PM to come home from his current overseas trip make a definitive statement about his future to Australian people.

Howard has repeatedly stated that he will stay on as leader for “as long as my party wants me“. This according to Kim is no longer good enough. Why you ask? Well because glorified journalist Rupert Murdoch says it’s time to move on.

What people need to understand about journalists, even over blown and over paid ones like Rupert, is that stability and steady sailing do not sell papers. Change, turmoil, and disruption sell papers. Of course Uncle Rupert wants Howard to move on, there is no news selling in a steady Australia with a stable economy.

What Rupert says is nothing more that spruiking, but the fact that opposition leader Kim sees his words as having some kind of omnipotent message for all who hear them is just plain bizarre.

It is indeed time for an Australian party leader to move on, but it’s not John Howard.

Jill The Ripper

It’s possible the Ripper could be female but the results are inconclusive,” said Prof Findlay

I’ts possible the Ripper could be a hermaphrodite too. Or maybe an Androgynous alien from the planet Zeaus as well, but the results are inconclusive.

So why then is the story taking up valuable media space?

Maybe I am the Ripper born again, but the results are inconclusive. Maybe its Dubya?

Phooey.

Newness!!

We have “newness” to tell you about. Kati and I are always trying to keep the site fresh and interesting for both the readers and the writers. We are always experimenting with different interactive software, looking for that something that can give our readers and writers that little extra for the same cost, which is of course nuffin.

Trust me….I’m bald!

I just had to post this great story from todays Herald Sun.