Jill The Ripper

It’s possible the Ripper could be female but the results are inconclusive,” said Prof Findlay

I’ts possible the Ripper could be a hermaphrodite too. Or maybe an Androgynous alien from the planet Zeaus as well, but the results are inconclusive.

So why then is the story taking up valuable media space?

Maybe I am the Ripper born again, but the results are inconclusive. Maybe its Dubya?

Phooey.